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A Fake Interview With George St. Pierre

Emeric Kartman

Georges arrived to the interview disguised, as to not get recognised by the crowd of people in the hotel lobby. He held an ice cream in his hand, I think the flavour was strawberry, but I forgot to ask, I was too marvelled at the prospect of this meeting with the elusive St.Pierre  We started the interview with an off the record, respectful discussion of the augmentation of a certain Straw-weight queen’s chest. However, this was not why we were there that day. Thank you for meeting me Georges. Now that you are retired how is your relationship with Nick … Continue reading A Fake Interview With George St. Pierre

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Multiverse Tales: Is Stipe The GOAT ?

Derek Hall

We here at the StipeTapped secret underground world headquarters; firmly stand in the truth that Stipe Miocic is a colossal cheating scumbag who lost to Alistair Overeem. However, somewhere out there is a universe in which this ‘tap’ isn’t an issue. In this universe, through a winding spontaneous meander of events, not only is Stipe the undisputed champion, he is undeniably the Greatest to ever step foot in the octagon. Let’s jump through the portal and see how this happened. The year: 2011, the event: UFC on Fox 1. All it took was 64 measly seconds for the heavyweight champion … Continue reading Multiverse Tales: Is Stipe The GOAT ?

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Unwrapped? What was GSP Hiding on that Cold Montreal Night in 2013?

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The year is 2013, the month March, the day is a Saturday, the location is Montreal, Quebec Canada, at the Bell Centre to be exact. The UFC have arrived in town, and that means one thing: Georges St-Pierre is about to defend his long held welterweight title. This is a 2013 voyage that I’m taking you on, this is a journey, a passage back in time, an adventure of discover, a venture into the very soul and biological makeup of MMAs own – George ‘Rush’ St. Pierre. Back at UFC 158 Georges St-Pierre took on Stockton’s favourite son (I called … Continue reading Unwrapped? What was GSP Hiding on that Cold Montreal Night in 2013?

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Feiticeira – A Thorough Investigation Into Nick Diaz’ Walkout Music

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“First, untie me. Untie me for now. You said you would, right? And you were right” Recognise those lyrics? If so, you are one of two things: a Deftones fan, or an MMA fan. Actually there’s three things, as you could be both. And I guess you don’t really have to be a fan of Deftones or MMA but you may have heard those lyrics from down another avenue. Whatever the case, those words are from the song Feiticeira from Deftones’ 2000 album White Pony. Hold on, wait… Why are you here if you aren’t an MMA fan? Ignore most of that … Continue reading Feiticeira – A Thorough Investigation Into Nick Diaz’ Walkout Music