Why Red Dead 2 Was Quite Disappointing

In the lead-up to Red Dead 2; I was hyped up to levels that modern science is yet to even quantify. I can still vividly remember waiting for the game to unlock at midnight, and then proceeding to play through the first five hours that very night. The night was up there with Diaz VS McGregor 2 in terms of overall euphoria. Though once I had put another solid 10 hours into the game, something peculiar about the mechanics and design struck me like a fully thrusted Jon Jones eye-poke. After noticing the flaws, it kinda spoiled the rest of … Continue reading Why Red Dead 2 Was Quite Disappointing

MMA May Cry: Acquiring The Souls Of Your Victim

Imagine an androgynous twenty something male with extravagant hair and a ludicrous jacket. They’re about to do bloody battle with a thickly muscled monster covered in cheap tattoos. That’s right, I’m talking about Devil May Cry. Oh, you thought I was talking about Pride? Hmm, it’s as if I’ve crafted this opening paragraph as a means to crudely weld together the subjects of MMA and DMC. Imagine that. Alright, less of this bollocks; you know what Stipe Tapped is all about, so lets pretend we had the ability to defeat some fighters in combat and acquire their very souls as … Continue reading MMA May Cry: Acquiring The Souls Of Your Victim