Why Red Dead 2 Was Quite Disappointing

In the lead-up to Red Dead 2; I was hyped up to levels that modern science is yet to even quantify. I can still vividly remember waiting for the game to unlock at midnight, and then proceeding to play through the first five hours that very night. The night was up there with Diaz VS McGregor 2 in terms of overall euphoria. Though once I had put another solid 10 hours into the game, something peculiar about the mechanics and design struck me like a fully thrusted Jon Jones eye-poke. After noticing the flaws, it kinda spoiled the rest of … Continue reading Why Red Dead 2 Was Quite Disappointing

MMA May Cry: Acquiring The Souls Of Your Victim

Imagine an androgynous twenty something male with extravagant hair and a ludicrous jacket. They’re about to do bloody battle with a thickly muscled monster covered in cheap tattoos. That’s right, I’m talking about Devil May Cry. Oh, you thought I was talking about Pride? Hmm, it’s as if I’ve crafted this opening paragraph as a means to crudely weld together the subjects of MMA and DMC. Imagine that. Alright, less of this bollocks; you know what Stipe Tapped is all about, so lets pretend we had the ability to defeat some fighters in combat and acquire their very souls as … Continue reading MMA May Cry: Acquiring The Souls Of Your Victim

FATALITY! 5 Fighters Who Would Excel Under Mortal Kombat Rules

In our young sport, do athletes develop skills in response to the rules, or do the rules develop around the fighters’ skills? It’s a bit of a chicken and egg I suppose, but I found myself wondering how the UFC would be different if it implemented different rules. In this series we will examine which fighters, both contemporary and historical, would thrive under alternate rule sets, starting with Mortal Kombat rules. Continue reading FATALITY! 5 Fighters Who Would Excel Under Mortal Kombat Rules

Ten Characters They Must Add To Smash Bros Immediately

Our Top List: 10. Dominic Toretto – Signature Move = Headbutt Dom from fast and furious is one of the scariest dudes to walk planet earth. He has that ability to beat you in a drag race, beat you to death in a fist fight and steal your girl all in the one night. Which obviously makes him a perfect fit for Smash Bros (Watch your back Link) 9. Zombies (Walking Dead) – Signature Move = Swarming Herd The Zombies from the walking dead are hugely underrated as TV villains. The thing that’s scary about the impeding zombie apocalypse is … Continue reading Ten Characters They Must Add To Smash Bros Immediately