So, you just got choked out... Well, maybe you didn't, but I did, or so I'm told. Recently, ya boy got put to sleep by an apparent cross collar choke in a gi jiu jitsu class. It went like this: Step 1: "I should worry about that collar grip." Step 2: "My dick hurts." Step [...]
Author: cirocrispino
The Insane Demands Of Bareknuckle Face-Punching
Here at StipeTapped.com we have a pretty well developed espionage department. Well, I say well developed, it's just me and my dog Rupert and we kind of follow people some times. Rupert is pretty easily distracted so we rarely actually get anything done. Actually, it's me, I''m the distracted one. I need to stop blaming [...]
MMA May Cry: Acquiring The Souls Of Your Victim
Imagine an androgynous twenty something male with extravagant hair and a ludicrous jacket. They're about to do bloody battle with a thickly muscled monster covered in cheap tattoos. That's right, I'm talking about Devil May Cry. Oh, you thought I was talking about Pride? Hmm, it's as if I've crafted this opening paragraph as a [...]
5 Fighters Who Should Become Heels Immediately
MMA is a colourful sport, and we have a deep and convoluted lore for such a young sport. We have running gags, promos, characters, walkout songs and hell, we even have an evil authority figure. Let's face it, MMA is basically pro wrestling, just with legitimate competition (most of the time). This will upset some [...]
Unwrapped? What was GSP Hiding on that Cold Montreal Night in 2013?
The year is 2013, the month March, the day is a Saturday, the location is Montreal, Quebec Canada, at the Bell Centre to be exact. The UFC have arrived in town, and that means one thing: Georges St-Pierre is about to defend his long held welterweight title. This is a 2013 voyage that I’m taking [...]
Feiticeira – A Thorough Investigation Into Nick Diaz’ Walkout Music
"First, untie me. Untie me for now. You said you would, right? And you were right" Recognise those lyrics? If so, you are one of two things: a Deftones fan, or an MMA fan. Actually there's three things, as you could be both. And I guess you don't really have to be a fan of [...]
