As another week of human cockfighting passes us by, we decided to look forward to the future. To attempt to peer into our glass ball and predict the events of UFC 234 using zero logic or facts. The StipeTapped secret underground world headquarters have compiled our staff picks below.
Jim Crute = UFC Embedded have been focusing on him and it seems like they have inside info. (Or maybe they have no one else to film).
Nadia Kassem = via ethnic ambiguity.
Rani Yahya = I like Jiu Jitsu.
StyleBender = Do I really need to explain?
Whittaker = He spent 50 minutes fighting an actual meat tornado and not only survived but won.
Sam Alvey = He’s all smiles
Montana De La Rosa = Montana is the name of my favourite gangster
Yahya = His name is too fun to say
Silva = We all know that nothing would be more hilarious than Silva fighting for a title in 2019
Gastelum = Because I too like burritos Doritos and Tostitos
Jim Crute = Because of such a Viking ass sounding last name
Montana De Le Rosa = Honestly just an estimated guess at this point
Ricky Simon = I want him to become a bigger name in his division
Israel = I’m hoping he dominates so we can see his beautiful taunting
Kelvin = He was the better coach on TUF
Casey J. Bach:
Montana de la Rosa & Crute = When in doubt pick the chalk
Ricky Simon = Just because I’m hoping to see a fun new name at bantamweight
Israel = Easy pick, but I could see Silva slowing this down to a boring decision
Kelvin = Not sure he’ll actually win but I think his boxing gives Rob more trouble than people predict