As another week of ultimate fighting presents itself to fist fight fans around the world; we, the StipeTapped elite world-famous writing team decided to sit and ponder what we think will happen on this weeks edition of UFC.
On this week’s edition: There’s UFC Fortazela, which is a relatively okay card, with many fan favourites nestled all throughout with Brazilian legends like Aldo, Maia & Oliveira all featuring.
Now for the all-important question. “who have we got ?”
UPDATE: We’ve not got Esha Chanel’s picks.
Moraes = Very entertaining to watch
Aldo = (Crossed fingers emoji) Enough said
Maia = Spider monkey vibes
Oliveira = Because you literally have one job right now with a record like that
Walker = Quenches my thirst
Souza = A fucking quick lil badass with some power
Moraes = I desperately want to hear his post fight callout.
Moicano = Jack Slack says he’s amazing and what do I know?
Maia = It has to work at some point doesn’t it?
Teymur = Oliveira didn’t take care of his underwear.
Walker = The LHW division needs a man named Johnny Walker.
Livia Souza = Her opponent didn’t seem to know she actually had a fight on this weekend.
Moraes = He is fucking amazing to watch and I want him to make the Bantamweight division great again.
Aldo = Moicano is better than him but he never lost in Brazil and I just don’t want to be heartbroken again (Fact check says Aldo lost at UFC 212 in Brazil to Holloway)
Maia = He comes out to Linkin Park
Oliveira = I secretly think he is gay and he might announce it in his post-fight interview
Walker = Because… do i really need to say anything?
Forta = She ain’t gonna do anything else in her life with a face tattoo
Moraes = Lord knows we don’t want to see Assuncao get a title shot
Moicano = His name means Mohawk and that’s badass.
Good = He’s pretty good.
Olivera = I dig the Clark Kent/Superman vibe he has got going on with his glasses.
Walker = Because Scotch.
Forta = She missed weight and there is no god.
Moraes = For the post fight call out obviously
Aldo = Hopefully in 12 seconds
Maia = I don’t like Goods beard
Teymur = 25 wins sounds better than 26 wins for Oliveira
Walker = Johnny is too much of a great name to lose
Forta = Anyone who is self-proclaimed as a g